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The Smitty Board!!!
Regan's Quotes
Wow, a leopard just jumped out of my book, which is funny because I am reading Twenty Thousand Leagues
Under the Sea. Go figure.
I don't eat potatoes; I'm a vegan.
If you drop that pitcher of water, Niagra Falls will get AWEFULLY wet!
I have a new pet. It doesn't talk much, but that is probably because it is a vacuum cleaner. Or maybe
it is just shy, I didn't bother to ask it.
If I were a duck, I could bathe in your sink.
Rachel's Quotes
We followed a road, which lead into an orchard looking place and all these people showed up out of
nowhere with calculators in their hands... they looked hostile.
I broke a banana!!!
I have a ladder. Get over it.
I want to bring in a vegetarian hotdog, but I don't own one.
On a roll- who came up with that? Like, someone had a hotdog roll and- can you imagine that? Someone
just sitting on a bread roll and thinking, 'Oh, what a great expression!'?
Mmm, deodorant. Your friend, my friend, everybody's friend.
John L's Quotes
Yea, stalking camera tripods can be a tricky business.
Well I guess the point of all this is...I... SAURCRAUT!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh* Maybe pigeons are just funnier in real life...
Hey, that'd make a good quote even without the duck!
Ceilia's Quotes
Once there was a guy named Burt who was the master of snazziness. He was the ruler of all the Bobs.
Then one day, he found a highway made of cornbread. It said Cornbread Highway" on the sign nearby. He gasped, remembering
something, and took out his tube of toothpaste. On the inside it said, "To achieve further rulership of all the Bobs, follow
the cornbread highway." So he did and 4.55 seconds later he died of a sudden kidney failure.
THE END
(It is up to the
viewers of this fairly random story to decide how you can read the inside of a toothpaste tube, whether Burt's kidney was
overexcited or just evil, what 'further rulership' is and how it benefits you, if at all, and finally what i had for breakfast
this morning.)
Sarah's Qoutes
But the photos are professionally done. You pick which one you want. So just keep shooting until
you're not ugly anymore.
A picture says a thousand words, but then, so does a crazy hobo.
David L's Quotes
I wish I could shave my head. Then I could use the hair to feed the hungry.
No, let me show you. You stick the mallet inside, and wave it in a circular motion so that
it hits all four sides. (David giving instructions on how to play the triangle)
My Quotes
Quotes That Will Live in Infirmary
Saaaaalmon!
Ow! My cake!
If your cat could cow, would you let it outside?
Si tu gato puede vacar...
She said...she said...PIGEON!!!
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